Welcome to my cupboard. I write weird things and enjoy odd art, books, films and fashion so have a look through my blog and share the joy.
Visit my website to keep up with my writing
Free stories and book talking on my Youtube channel
Categories are on the right but flick through Bizarre Book Club for other people’s odd scribblings and Tales of the Slightly Unexpected for weird personal stories.
Filmed at Talliston House
Madeleine Swann 
Hello you this is me, your site is nicer than mine!! How unexpected is that.
Well thank you, I am rather pleased
I think that the possibilities within this site are limitless. It is just like the author – interesting, amusing and downright good.
Oh stop, you’ll make me blush
You is a writings lady, I shall eat your brain to absorb your talent
Could you wait til after my dinner?
There’s ice cream but no jelly, is that okay with you?
I think that’s terribly bad form, run to the shops forthwith
Will have to find my way through the maze of shops, blue green or red jelly?
Green jelly!
Ffank yhat four writtanS haye eHntertainmontS wobsit!
Thank you Steve…if I understood what you were saying it would probably be even better
I envy the fact you have a pipe and I love the fact you have the moxie to stand in a bucket.
Why thank you, it took years of practice and a gruelling regime of not caring how stupid I looked every day
Heyo Pudduns! Link to something especially silly – http://cosmicpup.wordpress.com/
Yay! I shall make your artistic brain a nice cup of tea.
My favourite part was the nice lady talking.
My favourite part was the nice lady talking.
She is nice, and she is a lady.
Thank you, this is all true
…And the nice lady had the voice of reason
Like your style! Will follow. Thanks for following mine.
No problem! Glad you like it! Much more oddities and strangeness within
Yeah, like your lobster phone line and just had a look at Little Grimton – very funny and full of possibilities! Next door, I bet, to my fictional town of Bafflesby: next instalment the tourist guide! Look forward to getting into your site, cheers!
Yay thanks! I’ll have a look at Bafflesby
Alas you have fallen foul of my own blog protocols….you like a post so I am duty bound to come say hi…so ‘Hi’ 🙃
Love the blog and you write so I regret to inform you I’m hitting follow right now 😇
Yay nice to meet you!
The pleasure is most certainly mine. Granted there was a tie lag in w ting upon my protocols but better late than never… Really looking forward to reading your posts 😊
Thank you, and me yours!
Madeleine,
I just wanted to thank you for taking time to read my poem “The Greatest Quest”! It means the world to me that you appreciated it! Especially considering you are such a distinguished writer. I love your blog by the way and look forward to reading more of it! I’d be honored if you might follow me. I’ll follow your page as well for sure! Thanks again!
– Christopher Michael
Distinguished, wow! Of course I’ll follow you, I like your blog. Thanks!
Cool blog you got.
Thanks loads!
Please give mine a look.