Hello all! The week before last I was at a writer’s retreat at Metal Culture in Southend during the Essex Book Festival after winning a spot. Visit my YouTube channel for more joyous things, The Essex Book Festival and Metal Culture website.
Here’s my vlog:
The reading of the book I started whilst there:
And the BBC Look East segment. I don’t speak but I appear twice, the last time being an embarrassingly large close up of my mug.
Madeleine Swann 
Go on get it! I await the day they carve the moon into a giant, cheesy effigy of your face and open your eyes craters as interstellar hostels.
All will cower before my mighty cheese