OK it’s not technically published (ie. I didn’t get money), but you can read my experience at a suspension party on the BME (Body Modification Ezine) website now. It’s also available on this site in Tales of the Slightly Unexpected. Maybe someone next to you could read out loud from this one while you read aloud from BME. I’m sure it could count as performance art if you do it in a white painted room. I’m on very strong painkillers.